MILE HIGH

THE PATS ARE TAKING ON TIM TEBOW AND THE DENVER DEFENSE. YES TEBOW IS PLAYING "GOD LIKE" BUT THE DENVER D IS NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY. MR. BRADY BETTER BRING HIS "A" GAME. OH YEAH THE SHED HAS MILE HIGH APPLE-BLUEBERRY PIE !

Warriors!

Two of the greatest symbols this country has of it's warriors clash today for our entertainment! Either way, America wins! I'm liking the Patriots, but, not dis'ing the Redskins.

Go Pats!

Big Bad Colts . . .

Aww, their just so cute! Pats will ride the ponies today and we get to eat the apples in a pie formed treat!

FLY LIKE AN EAGLE

EAGLES FLY. PATRIOTS HAVE GUNS. GUNS SHOOT EAGLES DOWN. PATRIOT STUFFS EAGLE AND PLACES IT ON TROPHY RACK. NU FF SAID.
PHILLY HAS POTENTIAL. PATS ARE PROVEN. NU FF SAID.

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

THE PATS ENTER INTO PRIME TIME TONIGHT HOSTING THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS ON MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL. NOTHING BETTER THAN PRIME TIME SHED TIME! NUFF SAID!

Halloween

I'm wearing my costume to the shed. Don't be shy and join in.

IT RUNS BY ITSELF

THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS RAN ALL OVER THE JETS, AND THE SHED 26 SPORTS COMPLEX RAN WITHOUT ME. NICE WORK TO YOU BOTH. ITS NICE TO KNOW THAT EVEN IN MY ABSENCE THE SHED GOES ON. I TRUST IT WENT AS SMOOTHLY FOR THE SHED PATRONS AS THE DRINKS WENT DOWN AT THE OPEN BAR AT THE WEDDING I HAD TO ATTEND THIS PAST SUNDAY.
BRING ON THE COWBOYS! SEE YOU ALL SUNDAY. I'M OUT!

P-A-T-S, Pats! Pats! Pats!

Injuries and commitment! That's what it all boils down to today. Can the j-e-t-s (yawn), blah, blah, blah, get it done today? I'm thinking, N-O-T-T, NOT! NOT! NOT!

I'll open the Shed by 4:00, Jason may be earlier. Just be there or be square!

ONLY FOOLS RUSH IN

THE LOCAL 22 HAVE CROSSED OUR GREAT COUNTRY TO TAKE ON RAIDER NATION. THE JETS A WEEK EARLIER DID NOT FAIR WELL. THE PATS HOPE TO DO WHAT THE JETS COULD NOT, STOP THE VAUNTED RUNNING ATTACK OF MCFADDEN AND BUSH. THE PATS "O" HAD SOME TROUBLE LAST WEEK WITH THE PASSING GAME, TOM BRADY 4 INTS. THE PATS "D" COULDN'T STOP A STOP A THING. NEW ENGLAND NEEDS A WIN. YES, NEEDS A WIN. TIME TO TO IT AROUND BILL. LETS HOPE FOR A PISSED OFF TOM BRADY AND A DEFENSE TRYING TO PROVE ALL IS WELL IN NEW ENGLANDS HUNT FOR THE POST SEASON. LETS KICK SOME ASS TODAY. I'M OUT, SEE YOU IN THE SHED!

CHARGE IT !!!

THE SAN DIEGO SUPER CHARGERS HAVE JUST TRAVELED ACROSS OUR GREAT LAND TO TAKE ON OUR BELOVED NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TODAY AT 4:15. TOM TERRIFIC THREW FOR OVER 500 YARDS LAST WEEK, THAT'S MONEY! THE PATS PLAYING AT HOME... THAT'S MONEY! SO LETS WATCH THE LOCAL 22 CASH IN TODAY FROM OUR FAVORITE VENUE... THE SHED 26 SPORTS COMPLEX! SEE YOU ALL IN THE SHED! I'M OUT!

!!!!SIGHTING!!!

I have had a confirmed sighting of the mysterious and elusive RED KING FRANK!! Trying not to spook him I slowing snapped a shot at the Franklin BJ's gas pump.

This Great Find is not to be confused with these other King's

It's true... I have been absent from pre-season. However, that doesn't mean I don't care. In fact, I'd put my love of the Shed up against anyone. I AM in it to win it.
See you Monday night.

WOO HOO 7 Days!!

SEVEN DAYS

GENTLEMEN, THERE IS SEVEN DAYS REMAINING UNTIL OUR BELOVED NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TAKE THE FIELD. GENTLEMEN, THERE IS SEVEN DAYS UNTIL WE TAKE OUR PLACES IN THE SHED 26 SPORTS COMPLEX. GENTLEMEN, THERE IS SEVEN DAYS TO GET YOUR LIVES IN ORDER. SEVEN DAYS. SEVEN DAYS TO WHAT WE WAIT ALL YEAR FOR. SEVEN DAYS.

Message to K Hart

WILL YOU MAKE THE CUT?

THE SHED 26 SPORTS FACILITY WILL BE OPEN FOR THE 3RD PRE-SEASON GAME TONIGHT. TONIGHT WILL BE THE KEY GAME FOR THE STARTERS AND THE DEPTH CHART. COACH BILL WILL BE LOOKING AT EVERYONE ON THE FIELD TO SEE WHO IS A GAMER AND WHO WILL BE ON THE BUBBLE FOR NEXT WEEK. GAME 3 IS ARGUABLY THE MOST EXCITING PRE-SEASON GAME. SO IF YOU'RE UP FOR BATTLING A LITTLE RAIN, SHOW UP, DON'T GET PUT ON THE BUBBLE LIST. I'M OUT! BILL'S WATCHING.... ON THE SHED CAM!

Andy's Proxy . . .

I believe Andy is supposed to be back to night, but, by his Proxy, I have been given Shed responsibilities in his absence.

The Shed will be open tonight.

Be there or be square!

The now deposed King.

Pats vs Lions

Is the shed open tonight ?

PRE-SEASON ROUND 2

SECOND PRE-SEASON GAME IS UPON US. TOM BRADY AND SOME OF THE OTHER STARTERS WILL BE STRAPPIN ON THE PADS.

THE SHED IS OPEN. IT IS ONLY PRE- SEASON, SO IF YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR GAME, THIS THE TIME TO GET YOUR REPS IN.

SEE IF I SEE YA , I'M OUT!

It's A Beautiful Day . . .

. . . to watch some football!

I can't wait to see the newly resigned Keven Hart in action! I understand he's been working hard in the off season. It's been a long time since we've seen Jason since he's had been working out with (on?) his new partner. The stalwart Andy has been seen working around the Shed to make sure it's up to par for the new season. Frank's been doing his part to make the Shed look like Shangri-la in the middle of an unkempt jungle! It'll be good to see Steve, Bob, Wayne, and Pete getting back into regular season shape! Will there be any rookies to keep an eye on this year? We'll have to wait and see!

The King is ready for the new season! Bring it on!

1ST PRE-SEASON GAME

ANY OF YOU SHED GOERS NEED TO GET SOME EXTRA WORK IN, THURSDAY NIGHT AT 7:30.

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!

THE NFL IS BACK! COACH IS PASSIN OUT THE KOOLADE AND WE'RE ALL DRINKIN IT UP! THE PATRIOTS ARE BEEFING UP THE PASSING OFFENSE WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OCHO AND BRINGING ON THE PASS RUSH WITH MR. ALBERT. I GOTTA SAY I'M VERY EXCITED TO SEE THESE GUYS IN ACTION. I DO HOWEVER HAVE ONE QUESTION...
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!

Shed 26 Extends Harts Contract

The Shed 26 has extended the contract of Kevin Hart. Mr Hart continues to amaze the Shed 26 community with his pulled pork.

Mr. Ochocinco . . .

Welcome! See Mr. Haynesworth's welcome below.

Think you're a legend now? Get with the program, and hold on tight! It's gonna be one hell of a ride.

Welcome, Mr. Haynesworth . . .

It is with great anticipation that Patriots fans welcome you! We cannot wait to see the havoc you reak with Mr. Wilfolk as your co-devestator! Though you have a reputation as being a disgruntled player in Washington, we are well aware of the affect being on this team can have on player's attitudes. Mr. Moss is a prime example, both of how well being a team player can make a great player legendary, and how quickly just the impression of putting one's self before the team will be dealt with.

We welcome you with opened arms and trust you will put your faith in the team and become legendary in the most positive way possible!

Tick . . .

Tock . . . Tick . . . Tock . . .

NFL Football 2011, Baby! It's comin' to a SHED near you!

Game Shed-ven?

29 years in the waiting! Will the B's bring it home? We've seeen the Pat's win Super Bowls, the Red Sox win World Series, the Celts win a Championship, will we see the B's win the Cup? Only time will tell; about 60 minutes worth of time! Will Timmy Thomas be the next legend on par with Bobby Orr? It'll take a win, and I think he's up to it! Go B's!

Bruins Go For The Cup!

I was just wondering if Friday night's game was a Shed event?

Go B's!!!

New Aruba Posts

New posts on the Aruba Travel Blog Please check it out and take a peak at one of the sponsors on the left.

Is the Daytona 500 a Shed Event?

Aw raht, y'all, I have mah blue tarp on mah roof, and a F250 in the front yard! Aindy's got no tarp and his truck is a Chevy, so, he mus' have more class n' me. But, here's the question: Is Aindy or any o' all o' y'all Shedians up fer a little NASCAR this weekind? It's a sher sahn o' spring when they run Daytona. I'm dowtn' ther's any intrest, but, I figerd I'd ask inyways.

Y'all, have a good n'!

Saturday

Jeans with a orange shirt

update

Things are progressing nicely, looks like a coop for the fall. Subject to both school committees approving , which should be a no brainer.

Special Shedsie

To Andrew Bolace Conquest for always bringing his A game, no mater what. Never let family, friends or loved ones get in the way of your passion. I have your back.

THE SUPER SHED

THE SUPERBOWL IS UPON US! THE SHED26 SPORTS COMPLEX IS READY! THE DOORS ARE OFFICIALLY OPEN UPON ARRIVAL OF OUR FIRST GUEST! WE'VE WAITED FOR THIS DAY TO COME WITH MINTED BREATH! FRIED TURKEY,CLAM CHOWDER, FRIED SWEET POTATO, SOUP, PIE, FRIED SAUSAGE, AND ASSORTED OTHER FAIR,AND OH YA................. THE INFAMOUS DARK AND STORMY! PACK 28-24 I'M OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sheddie Nomination II

The Spare Parts Award: to Frank Harrigan for mid season knee replacement surgery that didn't keep him from his recliner at the Shed 26 Sports Complex

The Glumpkie Award: to Buddy for bringing this cabbage infused deliciousness to the Shed and being a douche

The Hitchhiker Award: to Bob Conquest for never refusing a lift home for one of the Shed drunks

The Saucie McSauce Award: to Andrew Bolace Conquest for combining perfectly cooked steak with a gooey, saucy, delicious gorgonzolla-infused wonderment.

The I haven't Had Sex Since 1991 Award: to Frank because it doesn't matter what year it is, if it's not in this decade it's time for a prostitute

Sheddie Nominations

The Missing Persons Award: to Bob Conquest for his absence during the most important game of the entire season... The second round of the playoffs against the Jets

The "Don't drink that" Award: to Wayne Jacobson for asking about the "iced tea" in the corner

The "Iced Tea" Award: to Andy Conquest for producing fancy iced tea when nobody's around

The Cheese Done Fall Off His Cracker Award: to Pete falzone for absolutely losing his shit on a regular basis

The "Is that a hydrocodone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me" Award: to Jason Conquest for nursing a steady stream of injuries and "needs"

The Asleep At The Wheel Award: to Steve Wilkins for dropping into a deep sleep at the drop of a hat

The Buddy Award: to Buddy for being a douche

The Ice Fishing Award: to Buddy for being a douche

The "That's my seat" Award: to Buddy for being a douche

Cold Superbowl! Awesome!

The predicted high temperature for Dallas is 45 on Sunday. What's better is, it's supposed to get into the 30s possibly the 20s at night! Bill Cowher said there should be NO Superbowls in the north during one of the pregame shows this year. Well, this year's definitely isn't but, it's going to be nice and chilly. The only disappointment is that both teams are from the north and play outside, so, the temperature should have little effect on them. Oh, if only it was Orlando and Pheonix, and it was 15 like the other day in Dallas! Passing: 0 for 0; Fumbles: 12; Total Yards: 80. And that would be for both teams! LOL! Well, we can dream!

The really good part is all those rich fans who expected to be in t-shirts will have cold feet, cold ears, and cold butts while we in the shed will be toasty and have full bellys! "It jus' duh'nt git iny better!"

Go, whoever, whatever, just make it entertaining!

The King has spoken!

Sheddy Awards

During halftime of the Superbowl the annual Sheddy's will be given out. Be aware, be scared, your choice, but always bring your A game to THE SHED .

WHO'S WHO?

WHO IS GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL? FIND OUT TODAY IN THE SHED26! HEAT IS ON AND THE DARK AND STORMYS ARE FLOWIN! I'M GONE!

Sheddies

Don't forget to submitt your SHEDDY nominations . Wayne who ? Just joking


Doubleheader at the shed today ?

Is this real, sir? It seems so surreal.

I have to say, today's performance by the Pats, while it seemed sub-par, was not their worst. I also have to say, the Jets actually took it to the Pats, controlled the ball, and played superb defense. In my humble opinion, the Pats didn't so much loose the game, as much as the Jets won it. It's disappointing and sad to see a class act get beat by, let's say, a blow hard coaching children who can't stop running on at the mouth.

Ok, enough of that. This year was full of surprises, including the moss loss and branch reattachment, speaking of which, the addition of a timber cranium (woodhead), and a new captain that crumpled most opponents. Finally, there were records, and streaks, the most impressive including 300+ regular season pass attempts without an interception (which will continue next year), the most regular season home wins by a starting quarterback (which will continue next year), and, the most fun of all, the longest kickoff return by a lineman.

Thanks for a great season! Long live the Pats! Long live Shed 26! Life is good!

The King has spoken.

Bundle up

It's gonna be chilli for the Jets today.

Pats by 26

THIS LITTLE PIGGY.........

OPEN MOUTH INSERT FOOT. THE PATS ARE TAKING ANOTHER STEP TOWARD THEIR ULTIMATE GOAL. ONE STEP AT A TIME, WALKING THE THIN LINE IN ORDER TO DE-FEET THE JETS. CHAMPIONSHIP WEEKEND STARTS FOR THE PATS IN THE SHED26 SPORTS COMPLEX AT 4:00 TODAY. THE EARLY GAME WILL BE OPEN FOR BUSINESS AS WELL, SO, STOP BY WHENEVER YOU LIKE. GO PATS I'M OUT!

Patriots Victory

Patriots by 10 .... Have fun to day ... will see you next week for the AFC Championship!

WILD SATURDAY NIGHT

THE SHED 26 IS THROWING OUT A LINE. ON THE END OF THE LINE IS THE BAIT. THE BAIT ON THE END OF THE LINE IS...... COLTS VS JETS WILD CARD PLAY IN GAME. WIN AND YOU'RE IN THE NEXT ROUND. THIS MATCH UP HOLDS THE FIRST PIECE OF THE PATRIOTS PLAY-OFF PUZZLE. THE LIGHTS WILL BE ON AT 8:00. COME BY AND GET YOUR SHED26 FIX DURING THE PATS FIRST ROUND BYE! I'M OUT!

Saturday night

Is the Shed going to be open Saturday night for the Colts vs Jets playoff game ?

THE KING HAS SPOKEN

LONG LIVE THE KING!!!

IT'S PLAYOFFS!!!! WIN OR GO HOME!!!!

That's right football fans! It's a new season! Preseason is but a faded memory! Regular season is was entertaining, but, other than determining who moved on and who will be home teams, provides no guarantees from here on out!

So, each game from here on out means more, but, the only one that counts is the one you're in. If you don't make it through on top, your season ends with the final tick of the clock. It's all or nothing from here on out!

It just doesn't get any more entertaining! It just doesn't get any better!

Long live Shed 26!

"The best place on earth!" - Kevin Hart

No truer words have ever been spoken!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST

THE LAST NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS REGULAR SEASON GAME IS UPON US, AND LOOKING BACK, WHAT A CRAZY SEASON IT WAS. PRE-SEASON WE WERE WONDERING EXACTLY WHAT KIND OF SEASON WE WERE IN FOR. THE PATRIOTS DRAFT WAS SUSPECT TO SAY THE LEAST. THE RUNNING BACKS WERE SUSPECT TO SAY THE EXTREME LEAST. RANDY MOSS WAS WELL YOU KNOW RANDY MOSS AND WE SAW HOW THAT TURNED OUT. THERE WERE SOME CONSTANTS HOWEVER, THE BEST COACH, THE BEST QUARTERBACK,AND THE BEST FANS WHO BELIEVE IN THE PATS WHOLE HEARTILY. 12 AND 3 TO THIS POINT, WOW! THE LAST GAME IS BASICALLY MEANINGLESS, ALTHOUGH MEANINGFUL FOR US AND THE SHED26 AT THE SAME TIME. THE SHED 26 SPORTS COMPLEX AND HOME TO A BUNCH OF MIDDLE AGED OUT OF SHAPE GUYS WILL BE THE ULTIMATE CONSTANT, HOORAY FOR THE SHED!!!
I'M OUT!

1/2/11

Happy New Year F.ellow Shedians . Last week of regular season, but still time to earn a SHEDDIE Award.