Is this real, sir? It seems so surreal.

I have to say, today's performance by the Pats, while it seemed sub-par, was not their worst. I also have to say, the Jets actually took it to the Pats, controlled the ball, and played superb defense. In my humble opinion, the Pats didn't so much loose the game, as much as the Jets won it. It's disappointing and sad to see a class act get beat by, let's say, a blow hard coaching children who can't stop running on at the mouth.

Ok, enough of that. This year was full of surprises, including the moss loss and branch reattachment, speaking of which, the addition of a timber cranium (woodhead), and a new captain that crumpled most opponents. Finally, there were records, and streaks, the most impressive including 300+ regular season pass attempts without an interception (which will continue next year), the most regular season home wins by a starting quarterback (which will continue next year), and, the most fun of all, the longest kickoff return by a lineman.

Thanks for a great season! Long live the Pats! Long live Shed 26! Life is good!

The King has spoken.