Rushed to the ER... NOT

JH didn't have to go to the ER after all. However, he did have an angry bump on his head. All's good.

On London Time

I'll be there at the half with food reinforcements.

Arrrrrr . . .

That's right Maties! Yer NEW England Patriots arrrr playin' the Buccaneers in jolly OLD England this weekend! And I 'ope them poor Buccaneers brought plenty of Buccan-towels to dry their Buccan-tears afterwards! Everyone's sayin' 'ow far it is to the Old World but, they don't seem to realize it's just as close as the West Coast of the New World. Aye! So, may it be smoothe sailing on Sunday with just enough 'Dark and Stormy' moments to make it interestin'!!!! Did I hear there will be bangers and mash or fish 'n chips Sunday? Whatever the main course, there's nothing like bringing home the victory with good olde American . . . wait for it . . . that's right . . . what else, but, . . . Apple Pie!

Aye, Maties! Life is good! And, as Buddy proved, maybe even better if its topped with whipped cream!

Tigers lose.

JH setting up for a sack.

MENU UPDATE:

HOT OFF THE PRESSES... BIG BOB IS SUPPLYING US WITH MEATBALLS AND THE BUDSTER IS RUMERED TO BE BRING SOUP A LA BUDDY. JAY 55 WHO THE "F" KNOWS? I'M OUT

TENNESSEE-TENNESSEE.........

HEY, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, I REMEMBER THAT SONG FROM WAY BACK WHEN. NOW KEEP THINKING OF WAY BACK WHEN . . . .NOW IT'S COMING TO YOU ...EARL CAMBELL, WARREN MOON, AND THE HOUSTON OILERS! NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! THE HOUSTON OILERS ARE VISITING THE NORTH EAST AND WE HAVE A NORTHEASTER WAITING FOR THEM. THE LOCAL 22 ARE COMING OFF A OVERTIME LOSS AND THE TENN-AH OILERS ARE WINLESS THIS SEASON AFTER POSTING THE BEST RECORD IN 08'. BELICHIK HAS BEEN PRAISING THE QUALITY OF PLAYERS AND HOW THIS TEAM CAN TURN THEIR MISFORTUNES AROUND. I LIKE THE LOCAL 22 IN THIS ONE HOWEVER, BECAUSE I WAS ALWAYS TOLD OF THIS ONE RULE. . . OIL AND WATER OR NOR'EASTER DO NOT MIX! SEE YA IN THE SHED! I'M OUT!

Comeback

Andy won't be the only one requiring a comeback this week (dark and stormy with a chance of shed spins). I'll be fighting off birthday parties and in-law visits to make it to the Shed 26 Sports Complex and Apothecary this Sunday.
Stay tuned...
Gratuitous Titans cheerleader photo, just because...

AFTERNOON DELIGHT

I'M GONNA FIND MY BABY, GONNA HOLD HER TIGHT, GONNA GET A LITTLE AFTERNOON DELIGHT!
THATS WHAT PATRIOTS AT 4:OO IN OCTOBER BRINGS TO THE SHED 26 AND HONKY TONK BAR AND GRILL. THE LOCAL 22 ARE ONCE AGAIN, FOR THE FIFTH TIME THIS YEAR, GOING UP AGAINST AN UNDEFEATED TEAM. THE BRONCS ARE REJUVENATED BY A GAME MANAGING TRANSPLANTED QUARTERBACK, HOME RECORD IS SOMETHING LIKE 17 AND 3, AND A SHUTDOWN DEFENSE. BELECHICKS PROTEGE, MCDANIELS HAS BROUGHT A WINNING ATTITUDE AND A CONFIDENCE THAT DENVER HAD BEEN LACKING IN PAST YEARS.
SKY ROCKETS IN FLIGHT! TOM BRADY WILL BE HEAVING UP HIS OWN SKY ROCKETS TO MOSS AND WELCHER. THE PATS ARE ALSO LEVELING OUT THEIR ATTACK BY USING THE GROUND GAME, MAN YOU GOTTA LOVE IT WHEN THEY RUN THE BALL!
FELLA'S BRING YOUR "A" GAME AND LEAVE YOUR 70'S SONGS AT HOME. THE SHED WILL BE OPENING ITS DOORS TODAY , UNOFFICIALLY AT 12:30 FOR THE SOX, AND OFFICIALLY AT 3:45 FOR THE PATS.

4:00 games! Beans, Broads and Bronco Beatdowns

GIT OUT YER SPURS, BOYS!

All right Patriot fans! It's time to break those bronc's!!! When next Sunday's game is over, another undefeated streak will have ended! With a typical play runnin' about 8 seconds, we're in fer a heap o' hollerin' and some great bronc ridin'! Yee-haw!!! Them ponies are gonna be safe enough for little girls to put on lead ropes and drag around a carnival!!!

RUNNING INTO WEEK 4

HEY FEELA'S ITS WEEK 4 AND THE PATS SEEM TO BE COMING TOGETHER. THE LOCAL 22 HAVE EVENED OUT THEIR PLAN OF ATTACK. FRED TAYLOR AND SAMMY MORRIS WITH TH O-LINE HAVE RIGHTED THE SHIP WHICH TAKES SOME PRESSURE OFF OUR # 12. THIS WEEK IS ANOTHER BIG TEST, THE BALTIMORE VAUNTED "D" IS ON TOP OF THEIR GAME AND THE OFFENSE WITH FLACO SEEMS BETTER THAN PREVIOUS YEARS. THE PATS D-BACKS HAVE BEEN HOLDING THEIR OWN AS WELL. THE PATS JUST NEED TO APPLY SOME PRESSURE ON FLACO AND THE GAME WILL BE THEIRS. KICKOFF ONCE AGAIN IS AT 1:00. THE SHED 26 SPORTS COMPLEX AND LUXURY SWEETS WILL OPEN ITS DOORS AROUND 12:30. SEE YA THEIR KNUCKLEHEADS.

Uh-oh!

Kevin, if your seeing shadows, you better go talk to your eye guy! That's probably not a good sign! 8-(

Hot Sauce

I'll be late but I'll be there. And I'll have something delicious to eat with me.
Beans? Chowdah? Sausage? Deviled eggs?... Only the Shadow knows.

Pats v. Ravens @ "The Razor"

That's right fellow Shedians! Our New England 22 are puttin' it on the line at home this Sunday! Though the numbers in the Shed have seemed to diminish by a couple, we should be at mid season for soon, and the spirit is as strong as ever! And, of course, the food, oh the food, is TOP NOTCH!!! So what will be on the menu this week with the new rules? Who will bring something someone brought last week? Will Buddy bring American Chop Suey? Will Bob bring sandwiches better than Jason's? Will ANYONE EVER bring cocoa again? Will Kevin ever bring warm food? These are the questions Enquiring Minds want to know! It's going to be a fun season! Come and join us, ah, what's your name?

PROTECT YOUR EYES, KEVIN!!!!

I hope Kevin brought eye protection! A catcher's mask would probably be best! And remeber, buddy . . . DUCK!!!!

J-E-T-S VS P-A-T-S

PATS, PATS, PATS! LETS CHEER ON OUR LOCAL 22 FOR A STRONG COMEBACK. LAST WEEK THE PATS SQUEEKED ONE OUT. THE JETS WITH A NEW COACH AND MORE AGGRESSIVE "D" WON'T MAKE IT EASY . THE PATS HAVE TO START THE GAME AS GOOD AS WE KNOW THEY CAN FINISH A GAME. THE PATS "O" VS THE JETS "D" IS GOING TO BE THE DIFFERENCE IN THIS GAME AND I'M GOING TO GIVE THE EDGE TO THE PATS "O". FELLOW SHEDIGANS THE SHED26 SPORTS COMPLEX AND OVER 30 WANNA BE'S EMPORIUM WILL BE OPENING ITS DOORS AT 12:00. GET THERE EARLY PEOPLE FOR SOME PREGAME. I'M OUT. PATS 31, JETS 20.

It's a GIFT!

The Bills gave the Pat's a gift tonight! The Pat's finished well, taking advantage of two mistakes made on the kickoff return by the Bills: first, taking the ball out of the end zone, and second, fighting to stay up when being tackled to allow the strip.

It was a frustrating outing for the Men in Red, but, they hung in and, as always, didn't give up!

Brady eventually looked like his old self; Welker got into his groove; Moss worked hard on the crossing and out routes; and Ben Watson stepped up and made the day!

The Bills played pretty well, keeping the Pats frustrated; but, the Pat's overcame their poor play in the first half to prevail in the end.

A great ending, but, let's hope every game is a lot less stressful than tonight's!

Next week: Pats at J-E-T-S, JETS! JETS! JETS! Favre-less but, Sanchez supplied. Should be a good one!

YEAH MONDAY!!!

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE PATRIOTS TONIGHT IN THERE THROWBACKS!!


OTHER THAN THE THROW BACK WE WILL ALSO GET TO SEE WHO THE REAL #81 IS IN THE AFC EAST. MY MONEY IS ON MR. MOSS EVEN THOUGH T.O. IS NO SLOUCH AND WHEN HIS MIND IS RIGHT IS A DYNAMIC WR.




I ALSO WILL MISS TEDDY BRUSCHI AND ALL THE JOY HE BROUGHT US FLYING OVER O-LINEMEN ON HIS WAY TO MAKING PLAY AFTER PLAY.

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!!!!!

TO QUOTE A PHRASE OF ONE OF OUR FORMER LOCAL 22, TEDY BRUSCHI, " HOW DO WE LIKE PLAYING ON MONDAY NIGHT?....... OH YEAH!!!!!!".
FELLA'S MONDAY NIGHT , FIRST GAME OF THE YEAR, OUR QUARTER BACK- TOM BRADY IS BACK, AND THE SHED 26 SPORTS COMPLEX . WHAT MORE CAN ONE MAN WANT? WHAT MORE CAN CHARACTERIZE THE MOST WONDERFUL SEASON OF ALL?
THE 2009 PATRIOTS SEASON IS UPON US. THE SHED 26 WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YOU ALL BACK AND INVITE YOU TO OPENING DAY - PATS VS. BILLS AND A SPECIAL HALF TIME TO HONOR #54 TEDY BRUSCHI. THE SHED 26 DOORS WILL OPEN AS SOON AS THE FIRST PATS FAN ARRIVES! SEE YOU THERE!

Monday Night Football - Cocoaboy

Cocoaboy has been invited again to assist Bill in the opener against the Buffalo Bills down at the Razor. Sorry, but when Bill B calls I have to assist, it's good for the Shed 26, sideline correspondent. I'll call in with updates from the field .