FLY LIKE AN EAGLE

EAGLES FLY. PATRIOTS HAVE GUNS. GUNS SHOOT EAGLES DOWN. PATRIOT STUFFS EAGLE AND PLACES IT ON TROPHY RACK. NU FF SAID.
PHILLY HAS POTENTIAL. PATS ARE PROVEN. NU FF SAID.

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

THE PATS ENTER INTO PRIME TIME TONIGHT HOSTING THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS ON MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL. NOTHING BETTER THAN PRIME TIME SHED TIME! NUFF SAID!

Halloween

I'm wearing my costume to the shed. Don't be shy and join in.

IT RUNS BY ITSELF

THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS RAN ALL OVER THE JETS, AND THE SHED 26 SPORTS COMPLEX RAN WITHOUT ME. NICE WORK TO YOU BOTH. ITS NICE TO KNOW THAT EVEN IN MY ABSENCE THE SHED GOES ON. I TRUST IT WENT AS SMOOTHLY FOR THE SHED PATRONS AS THE DRINKS WENT DOWN AT THE OPEN BAR AT THE WEDDING I HAD TO ATTEND THIS PAST SUNDAY.
BRING ON THE COWBOYS! SEE YOU ALL SUNDAY. I'M OUT!

P-A-T-S, Pats! Pats! Pats!

Injuries and commitment! That's what it all boils down to today. Can the j-e-t-s (yawn), blah, blah, blah, get it done today? I'm thinking, N-O-T-T, NOT! NOT! NOT!

I'll open the Shed by 4:00, Jason may be earlier. Just be there or be square!

ONLY FOOLS RUSH IN

THE LOCAL 22 HAVE CROSSED OUR GREAT COUNTRY TO TAKE ON RAIDER NATION. THE JETS A WEEK EARLIER DID NOT FAIR WELL. THE PATS HOPE TO DO WHAT THE JETS COULD NOT, STOP THE VAUNTED RUNNING ATTACK OF MCFADDEN AND BUSH. THE PATS "O" HAD SOME TROUBLE LAST WEEK WITH THE PASSING GAME, TOM BRADY 4 INTS. THE PATS "D" COULDN'T STOP A STOP A THING. NEW ENGLAND NEEDS A WIN. YES, NEEDS A WIN. TIME TO TO IT AROUND BILL. LETS HOPE FOR A PISSED OFF TOM BRADY AND A DEFENSE TRYING TO PROVE ALL IS WELL IN NEW ENGLANDS HUNT FOR THE POST SEASON. LETS KICK SOME ASS TODAY. I'M OUT, SEE YOU IN THE SHED!

CHARGE IT !!!

THE SAN DIEGO SUPER CHARGERS HAVE JUST TRAVELED ACROSS OUR GREAT LAND TO TAKE ON OUR BELOVED NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TODAY AT 4:15. TOM TERRIFIC THREW FOR OVER 500 YARDS LAST WEEK, THAT'S MONEY! THE PATS PLAYING AT HOME... THAT'S MONEY! SO LETS WATCH THE LOCAL 22 CASH IN TODAY FROM OUR FAVORITE VENUE... THE SHED 26 SPORTS COMPLEX! SEE YOU ALL IN THE SHED! I'M OUT!

!!!!SIGHTING!!!

I have had a confirmed sighting of the mysterious and elusive RED KING FRANK!! Trying not to spook him I slowing snapped a shot at the Franklin BJ's gas pump.

This Great Find is not to be confused with these other King's

It's true... I have been absent from pre-season. However, that doesn't mean I don't care. In fact, I'd put my love of the Shed up against anyone. I AM in it to win it.
See you Monday night.

WOO HOO 7 Days!!

SEVEN DAYS

GENTLEMEN, THERE IS SEVEN DAYS REMAINING UNTIL OUR BELOVED NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TAKE THE FIELD. GENTLEMEN, THERE IS SEVEN DAYS UNTIL WE TAKE OUR PLACES IN THE SHED 26 SPORTS COMPLEX. GENTLEMEN, THERE IS SEVEN DAYS TO GET YOUR LIVES IN ORDER. SEVEN DAYS. SEVEN DAYS TO WHAT WE WAIT ALL YEAR FOR. SEVEN DAYS.

Message to K Hart

WILL YOU MAKE THE CUT?

THE SHED 26 SPORTS FACILITY WILL BE OPEN FOR THE 3RD PRE-SEASON GAME TONIGHT. TONIGHT WILL BE THE KEY GAME FOR THE STARTERS AND THE DEPTH CHART. COACH BILL WILL BE LOOKING AT EVERYONE ON THE FIELD TO SEE WHO IS A GAMER AND WHO WILL BE ON THE BUBBLE FOR NEXT WEEK. GAME 3 IS ARGUABLY THE MOST EXCITING PRE-SEASON GAME. SO IF YOU'RE UP FOR BATTLING A LITTLE RAIN, SHOW UP, DON'T GET PUT ON THE BUBBLE LIST. I'M OUT! BILL'S WATCHING.... ON THE SHED CAM!

Andy's Proxy . . .

I believe Andy is supposed to be back to night, but, by his Proxy, I have been given Shed responsibilities in his absence.

The Shed will be open tonight.

Be there or be square!

The now deposed King.

Pats vs Lions

Is the shed open tonight ?

PRE-SEASON ROUND 2

SECOND PRE-SEASON GAME IS UPON US. TOM BRADY AND SOME OF THE OTHER STARTERS WILL BE STRAPPIN ON THE PADS.

THE SHED IS OPEN. IT IS ONLY PRE- SEASON, SO IF YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR GAME, THIS THE TIME TO GET YOUR REPS IN.

SEE IF I SEE YA , I'M OUT!

It's A Beautiful Day . . .

. . . to watch some football!

I can't wait to see the newly resigned Keven Hart in action! I understand he's been working hard in the off season. It's been a long time since we've seen Jason since he's had been working out with (on?) his new partner. The stalwart Andy has been seen working around the Shed to make sure it's up to par for the new season. Frank's been doing his part to make the Shed look like Shangri-la in the middle of an unkempt jungle! It'll be good to see Steve, Bob, Wayne, and Pete getting back into regular season shape! Will there be any rookies to keep an eye on this year? We'll have to wait and see!

The King is ready for the new season! Bring it on!

1ST PRE-SEASON GAME

ANY OF YOU SHED GOERS NEED TO GET SOME EXTRA WORK IN, THURSDAY NIGHT AT 7:30.

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!

THE NFL IS BACK! COACH IS PASSIN OUT THE KOOLADE AND WE'RE ALL DRINKIN IT UP! THE PATRIOTS ARE BEEFING UP THE PASSING OFFENSE WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OCHO AND BRINGING ON THE PASS RUSH WITH MR. ALBERT. I GOTTA SAY I'M VERY EXCITED TO SEE THESE GUYS IN ACTION. I DO HOWEVER HAVE ONE QUESTION...
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!

Shed 26 Extends Harts Contract

The Shed 26 has extended the contract of Kevin Hart. Mr Hart continues to amaze the Shed 26 community with his pulled pork.