Is the Daytona 500 a Shed Event?

Aw raht, y'all, I have mah blue tarp on mah roof, and a F250 in the front yard! Aindy's got no tarp and his truck is a Chevy, so, he mus' have more class n' me. But, here's the question: Is Aindy or any o' all o' y'all Shedians up fer a little NASCAR this weekind? It's a sher sahn o' spring when they run Daytona. I'm dowtn' ther's any intrest, but, I figerd I'd ask inyways.

Y'all, have a good n'!

Saturday

Jeans with a orange shirt

update

Things are progressing nicely, looks like a coop for the fall. Subject to both school committees approving , which should be a no brainer.

Special Shedsie

To Andrew Bolace Conquest for always bringing his A game, no mater what. Never let family, friends or loved ones get in the way of your passion. I have your back.

THE SUPER SHED

THE SUPERBOWL IS UPON US! THE SHED26 SPORTS COMPLEX IS READY! THE DOORS ARE OFFICIALLY OPEN UPON ARRIVAL OF OUR FIRST GUEST! WE'VE WAITED FOR THIS DAY TO COME WITH MINTED BREATH! FRIED TURKEY,CLAM CHOWDER, FRIED SWEET POTATO, SOUP, PIE, FRIED SAUSAGE, AND ASSORTED OTHER FAIR,AND OH YA................. THE INFAMOUS DARK AND STORMY! PACK 28-24 I'M OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sheddie Nomination II

The Spare Parts Award: to Frank Harrigan for mid season knee replacement surgery that didn't keep him from his recliner at the Shed 26 Sports Complex

The Glumpkie Award: to Buddy for bringing this cabbage infused deliciousness to the Shed and being a douche

The Hitchhiker Award: to Bob Conquest for never refusing a lift home for one of the Shed drunks

The Saucie McSauce Award: to Andrew Bolace Conquest for combining perfectly cooked steak with a gooey, saucy, delicious gorgonzolla-infused wonderment.

The I haven't Had Sex Since 1991 Award: to Frank because it doesn't matter what year it is, if it's not in this decade it's time for a prostitute

Sheddie Nominations

The Missing Persons Award: to Bob Conquest for his absence during the most important game of the entire season... The second round of the playoffs against the Jets

The "Don't drink that" Award: to Wayne Jacobson for asking about the "iced tea" in the corner

The "Iced Tea" Award: to Andy Conquest for producing fancy iced tea when nobody's around

The Cheese Done Fall Off His Cracker Award: to Pete falzone for absolutely losing his shit on a regular basis

The "Is that a hydrocodone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me" Award: to Jason Conquest for nursing a steady stream of injuries and "needs"

The Asleep At The Wheel Award: to Steve Wilkins for dropping into a deep sleep at the drop of a hat

The Buddy Award: to Buddy for being a douche

The Ice Fishing Award: to Buddy for being a douche

The "That's my seat" Award: to Buddy for being a douche

Cold Superbowl! Awesome!

The predicted high temperature for Dallas is 45 on Sunday. What's better is, it's supposed to get into the 30s possibly the 20s at night! Bill Cowher said there should be NO Superbowls in the north during one of the pregame shows this year. Well, this year's definitely isn't but, it's going to be nice and chilly. The only disappointment is that both teams are from the north and play outside, so, the temperature should have little effect on them. Oh, if only it was Orlando and Pheonix, and it was 15 like the other day in Dallas! Passing: 0 for 0; Fumbles: 12; Total Yards: 80. And that would be for both teams! LOL! Well, we can dream!

The really good part is all those rich fans who expected to be in t-shirts will have cold feet, cold ears, and cold butts while we in the shed will be toasty and have full bellys! "It jus' duh'nt git iny better!"

Go, whoever, whatever, just make it entertaining!

The King has spoken!