CELTICS

wHAT THE ........... ARE CELTICS DOING MESSING AROUND WITH THE ATLANTA HAWKS? IS THE LEAGUE INVOVED IN EXTENDING THE SERIES TO MAKE MORE $$$$$$$$$$, TYPICALLY A SERIES BETWEEN THESE TWO TEAMS WOULD BE OVER IN FIVE. THE CELTICS NEXT VICTIM IS ALREADY RESTING .

wAYNE JACOBSON HAS ATTENDED BOTH CELTICS WINS AT THE GARDEN, WAYNE ARE YOU GOING TO WEDNESDAY GAME? THE CELTS NEED YOU . i NEED SOME COCOA, FRANK NEEDS SOME PIE, KEVIN NEEDS THE BABY SITTER............................

Red Sox Photo's

HEY IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE SOME SHED MEMBERS AT THE REDSOX GAME FOLLOW THIS LINK TO THE RED SOX PHOTO'S

Great News!!

Just so the whole crew knows, Steve Malcolm and his wife are expecting a BABY! The baby is do in late October.

finally got home

BEING LEFT BEHIND BY THE THE SHED 26 CREW UNACPECDIDLY I FINALLY MADE IT HOME AT 9:30 PM . MY CAR HAD TO BE LEFT IN ACTON DO TO TRAVELING ISSUES

Brilliant!!!!!

Yes, Red Sox fans! It took $50,000 to get it out of it's cold damp tomb, but, does that really end the curse? The stadium is permenantly scarred. They can cover it with new concrete, a concession stand, lockers, even Pebble Tec, but, you know what? It will be there as long as the stadium stands. Sure the Yankee's poo-pood the rumor, but, when it came right down to it, they couldn't take it, and had to knw for sure. Now, instead of a legend without a scar, they have proof and a scar showing everyone that the curse is real. The "Curse of the Bambino" was only legend. This is really, baby!

Papi news

Check out the article on the Red sox Blog

"I no come work today . . ."

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work."

The boss says, "I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon . . . You got nice house."

Quick Thinking . . .

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to the metal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly speedster as he floored it to 100mph, then 110, then 120mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!", pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper

Hey Franko

you should have dressed up like the KING!! That would have been the best way to go.

--Jay

I'm Webfamous . . .

Hey, Andy,

This is what I was talking about:

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FBI JOKE

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.

PROCESSED MEAT

THE FOOD THEME WAS PROCESSED MEAT. WE GATHERED IN THE SHED-26 SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT COMPLEX , ENJOYED SOME KEILBASA AND HOT DOGS AND COLLEGE BASKETBALL FINALS. THE J-HAWKS WOULD NOT GIVE UP. WHAT A GAME.

I've been Wifed too

While more frequently suseptable to the unceremonious wifing, I am nonetheless unhappy about it. My bride is at the gym and will not return until tipoff. At that point I'll have two glasses of wine in me and at least half the ribs I intended to bring. Happy shedding fellas. See you on the 21st!

I'VE BEEN WIFED!

FELLA'S, I REGRET TO INFORM YOU ALL THAT, I'VE BEEN WIFED. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE SHED-26 HISTORY THE OLD LADY IS PUTTING HER FOOT DOWN. NOW I DIDN'T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT , BUT, I DID GO DOWN. THIS PERTAINS TO THE FINAL FOUR DATE OF 4-5-08. I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HOST THE EVENTS SCHEDULED FOR SATURDAY NIGHT. THE SHED IS NOT CLOSED. YOU ARE WELCOME TO USE THE FACILITY, OF COURSE YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT. SO DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.

MONDAY NIGHT FOR THE FINAL GAME IS ON. PLEASE R.S.V.P. FOR MONDAY NIGHT. IF YOU CAN'T RSVP THEN SHOW UP ANYWAY.