"I no come work today . . ."

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work."

The boss says, "I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon . . . You got nice house."