Saturday, February 5, 2011

Sheddie Nomination II

The Spare Parts Award: to Frank Harrigan for mid season knee replacement surgery that didn't keep him from his recliner at the Shed 26 Sports Complex
The Glumpkie Award: to Buddy for bringing this cabbage infused deliciousness to the Shed and being a douche
The Hitchhiker Award: to Bob Conquest for never refusing a lift home for one of the Shed drunks
The Saucie McSauce Award: to Andrew Bolace Conquest for combining perfectly cooked steak with a gooey, saucy, delicious gorgonzolla-infused wonderment.
The I haven't Had Sex Since 1991 Award: to Frank because it doesn't matter what year it is, if it's not in this decade it's time for a prostitute



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