SHEDGATE

Members of the Shed 26 Entertainment and Sports Complex, it has come the Commisioners attention that the SHEDGATE spying allegations are coming up again, just hours prior to the Superbowl. It is alleged that the Man with the Crown was caught trespassing thru the SHEDGATE and peeking in on illict activities taking place within the confines of the Shed. Now as we all know Kevin likes to sleep when he gets the chance, well this time he again fell on top of the baysitter, and couldn't get up. The man with the crown hearing the screams, rushed to check out the noise, but he failed to follow Shed Protocall. This incident will be fully investigated and hopefully cleared up prior to the kickoff. Staytuned .